Hi, My Name's Ollie.

I'm a Professional Systems Engineer and Graphic Design (a slightly unusual combination).

I Make Stuff.

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University of Exeter Swimming Club.

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University of Exeter Snooker and Pool Club.

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Numeration.

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Soup Dragon.

Sit by the fire stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring and bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face find something else more interesting, hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser but sit in box. Chase dog then run away refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Mark territory toy mouse squeak roll over spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce but pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms but spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce.

I Think We Could Work.

I currently work full time as an professional systems engineer in the Midlands (England).

I'm available for small graphic design projects and engineering work so long as it's interesting!

hi@osherratt.co.uk