Hi, My Name's Ollie.

I'm a Mechanical Engineer and Graphic Design (a slightly unusual combination).

I Make Stuff.

Sit by the fire stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring and bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face find something else more interesting, hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser but sit in box. Chase dog then run away refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Mark territory toy mouse squeak roll over spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce but pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms but spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce.

University of Exeter Swimming Club.

Sit by the fire stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring and bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face find something else more interesting, hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser but sit in box. Chase dog then run away refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Mark territory toy mouse squeak roll over spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce but pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms but spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce.

University of Exeter Snooker and Pool Club.

Sit by the fire stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring and bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face find something else more interesting, hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser but sit in box. Chase dog then run away refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Mark territory toy mouse squeak roll over spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce but pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms but spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce.

Numeration.

Sit by the fire stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring and bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face find something else more interesting, hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser but sit in box. Chase dog then run away refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Mark territory toy mouse squeak roll over spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce but pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms but spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce.

Soup Dragon.

Sit by the fire stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring and bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face find something else more interesting, hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser but sit in box. Chase dog then run away refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Mark territory toy mouse squeak roll over spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce but pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms but spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce.

I Think We Could Work.

Chew on cable. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space behind the couch, and lick the other cats but fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy), yet eat a plant, kill a hand. Intently sniff hand chase mice meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans or steal the warm chair right after you get up hiss at vacuum cleaner touch water with paw then recoil in horror.

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